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August 31, 2010

Candy for the Eyes or My African Mail Order Bride

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Dear Lillian,

                      I started going to church back when I was in the joint for passing some bad checks and I now understand that there is something greater than myself out there.  We all make mistakes and I’m on the right path now.  I’m sure you know what I mean.  Here in America, people got it pretty easy if you’re white and don’t live in Appalachia or Flint, Michigan.  It’s still a little rough for blacks and Hispanics but with this new president, there is sort of an illusion that things are getting better.  We haven’t seen it too much here in Detroit and those that live in this trailer park definitely don’t feel like anything is on the way up.  At least we are not killing each other with machetes.  I saw that one movie called Hotel Rwanda and it was pretty nasty.  I have heard of Dakar because they had this special on the Discovery Channel where these guys race from Paris to Dakar in little Renaults.

Anyway, getting back to getting you here and helping you get that money.  I have to talk to my mother since she is the signer on my savings account.  Having that money in my account will help us to get that double wide trailer that we need.  I would never use your money but if the bank sees that I have money in my account, they will probably give us the loan and then I can help you to fly here to Detroit.

You’re going to like Detroit.  It’s probably just as dangerous as anything you’ll find in Africa but you won’t have to worry about being eaten by lions.  We have an American football team here called the Lions but they couldn’t eat a sandwich. LOL… All kidding aside, I can help you enroll at Wayne State or maybe just a commuter college until you feel you can rattle of English well enough.  I think you’re beautiful and if you don’t mind that I’m white with freckles and red hair, I don’t mind at all that you are black.  Actually you have a slamming body.  That’s sort of an idiomatic expression.  You’re like candy for the eyes.

Please write again when the minister lets you use his computer.  My buddy Bill and I are going to meet up at a bar on Gratiot and I’m going to show him a picture of my future wife.  He might ask me if you have any girlfriends at the camp that might want to come to Detroit.  Let me know.  I’ll take a picture of me and Bill tonight when we’re at the bar so you and your friends can see what we look like.

With all my heart- Janusz or Jan

—–Original Message—–
From: Lillian Bacon <lillian4bacon1@lillianbacon.c om
To: blackhumourist <
Sent: Tue, Aug 31, 2010 5:03 am
firstly I thank you for your reaction to mine email; Enline with the message, which I have sent to you.
How was your night over there in your country,i believe you had a nice night and that the arthmosphere over there in your country is very nice today? Mine is a little bit warm over here in Dakar Senegal.
My name is Lillian Bacon  i am (24) but age doesn’t matter in a real relationship, so i am confortable with your age,I am from Rwanda in East Africa  ,5.4ft tall, light in complexion single,(never married ) and presently i am residing here in Dakar as a result of the civil war that was fought  in my country some years ago.
My late father Dr Philip Bacon;  was a politician and the managing director of a Gold & Mine Ind in Kigali (the capital of Rwanda) before the rebels attacked our house one early morning and killed my mother and my father in cold blood.
It was only me that is alive now and I managed to make my way to a near by country Senegal where i am leaving now as a refugee under a Reverend-Pastor’s care and i am using his computer to send these message to you.
I would like to know more about you. Your likes and dislikes,
PLAESE Do to not be offended for  this message that come;s from me please, fair which to me obliged to put simple trust on you due to my situation here as the refugee and I shall demand most your conscientiousness after yours to know about me, I shall really grow fond we to have good inspite attitudes therefore I have this as a trust which i belive that you can not betray it at the  end. I have communicated you because of  my difficaute situation here in this refugees camp;Its just like one staying in the prison and i hope by Gods grace i will come out here soon.
i don’t have any relatives now whom i can go to all my relatives ran away in the middle of the war the only person i have now is     Rev- Paul Devine , who is the pastor of the (CHRIST DE SAVIOR
MISSION) here in the camp he has been very nice to me since i came here but i am not living with him rather i am leaving in the women’s hostel because the camp have two hostels one for men the other for women.
The Pastors Tel number is (00221771492401)  .  if you call  and tell him that you want to speak with me he will send for me in the hostel.As a refugee here i don’t have any right or privilledge to any thing be it money or whatever because it is against the law of this country.My love I want to go back to my studies because i only attended my first year before the traggic incident that lead to my being in this situation now took place.
Please listen to this(please it’s a secret,even no one knows about it ecept the Reverend that knows about it),i have my late father’s statement of account and death certificate here with me which i will send to you latter,because when he was alive he deposited some amount of money in a leading Foreign bank which he used my name as the next of kin,the amount in question is $7.6(Seven Million Six Hundred Thousand USDollars).
So i will like you to help me transfer this money to your account and from it you can send some money for me to get my travelling documents and air ticket to come over to meet with you.I kept this secret to people in the camp here the only person that knows about it is the Reverend because he is like a father to me.So in the light of above i will like you to keep it to  yourself and don’t tell it to anyone for i am afraid of loosing my life and the money if people gets to know about it.
Remember i am giving you all this information due to the trust i deposed on you.I like honest and understanding people,truthful and a man of vision,hardworking and GOD fearing people.My favourite language is english but our language is french but i speak english very fluently.Meanwhile i will like you to call me like i said i have alot to tell you Attached here is my picture.I will send you more in my next mail.Have a nice day and think about me.Awaiting to hear from you soonest.
Yours in love,
miss Lillian

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